Making out in a gay bar

Because, yeah, they totally notice. Literally there were two people hardcore making out at the bar yesterday and I was like, is anyone else watching this? And we see it all the time! But the thing I hate the most is when two customers sit in a booth but they sit next to each other on the same side.

I see it all the time. You see the craziest shit on holidays. Like this Halloween I saw two people in costume making out at the bar for like, half an hour. She had a MAGA dress on, and he was the wall. It was gross. And the other day I even saw a couple seriously getting after it at 2 PM. And it was immediately after then ate a giant plate of nachos.

Pretty nasty, honestly.

Stop taking pictures of gay men hooking up in bars & shaming them online

We see people hooking up at the bar literally every week. Usually I just ignore it. More than just kissing, honestly. And especially when servers are trying to give them food and the customers are making out at the table. Definitely wait until late at night, when everyone else is drunk.

No PDA during the day or when the bar and restaurant are empty—it has to be a full house. The worst is when people are hooking up at the bar and they just sit there and take up space from the other customers, customers that are tipping. Because, like, why? Obviously people are going to hook up at the bar, it is what it is, but there are other ways to do that sort of thing.

It would have to go pretty far for me to step in. Usually when it gets really touchy, if they start going for stuff, if you know what I mean. But usually they just start up again in the bathroom and you have to kick them out. People work here. By Sammi Caramela. By Luis Prada. By Ashley Fike. Videos by VICE.